I. AM. A. BEAST.
I eat three dozen beignets
EVERY day.
I eat a hot sausage po-boy for lunch
and drown it with a cup of café au lait,
then scarf down two dozen oysters
to feed my ferocious appetite.
Wait,
no that’s a lie.
I had a yogurt and some goldfish.
Though I may not have eaten a beignet in three months,
I am still from NOLA.
Maeve, age 17