No, your visit to Bourbon will not be the highlight of your trip.
(those sketchy blocks are the dirtiest your feet will ever see)
No, I don’t have an alligator in my backyard.
(that would be inconvenient seeing as most people have only grass patches in the front)
No, we don’t eat beignets every morning.
(those actions would lead to a serious over intake of sugar and most likely diabetes)
No, ghosts don’t roam the streets.
(the carriage driver probably didn’t even read the pamphlet of historical facts)
No, New Orleans is not constantly under threat of drowning.
(although if or when it is, we will all be ready to float on in our decked out houseboats)
Lillie, age 17