If I had decided to ask any of you What it is that all of us do You might reply, as most of you would That we in New Orleans all eat seafood Of course you are right, at least to a point Many eat anything served in the joint Po'Boys, Jambalaya, Gumbo and Tony's mix All can be served with seafood in a fix But still you should know That is not always so At least to us few Who enjoy what we do Just minus the food fished out of the sea As never has fried shrimp tasted good to me I've tried catfish and crawfish and tuna alike Yet none have convinced me they tasted alright Either squishy or clammy or just plainly smell Seafood makes my stomach wish to expell But now that I've cleared up This small local myth mix-up Think back on your on your favorite treats And tell me if they ever included read beets Leira, age 17